Tougher than it looks, if you want it to truly say something about yourself instead of just being flippant and comical (though I could probably have a good stab at that, too). Here's mine, entirely made of Cure quotes. 1. Who are you? I'm just the same as you scared as you 2. What do you look like? faded red inside a tiny book of butterflies (...) soft blood smooth flowing hand (...) I'm sorry (...) blame imagination strange attraction 3. What's your secret? must be all that sleep i missed... return 4. What do you want to be? not superstition - i'm talking hideous kinky no not religion - i'm talking serious oobe not science-fiction -i'm talking horrible freaky yeah all the stuff you don't imagine a sign from god 5. What can you do? We move like cagey tigers (...) The way we walk The way we talk The way we stalk The way we kiss We slip through the streets While everyone sleeps Getting bigger and sleeker And wider and brighter We bite and scratch and scream all night (...) lovecats 6. What can't you do? Slit the cats like cheese Then eat the sweet sticky things give me it 7. What is love? irresistable attraction and orbital plane »or maybe it's more like a moth to a flame?« jupiter crash 8. What is friendship? So I'll wait for you Where I always wait Behind the signs that sell the news I'll watch for you like yesterday 2late 9. Are you strong? If I'm falling down a mountain Then I pick myself up If I crash into an iceberg I don't give a frightful look around.. harold and joe 10. What are you afraid of? Sometimes there's nothing to feel Sometimes there's nothing to hold Sometimes there's no time to run away Sometimes you just feel so old fight 11. What would you tell the one you love? I never felt like this with anyone before You only have to smile and I'm dizzy You make the world go round A thousand times an hour Just touch my head And send me spinning halo 12. What do you want to do? And in my dreams I was a child Flowers in my mouth and in my eyes And I was floating through the colours of a sky Up to the stars and angels to the sky 13. Where do you want to be? miles and miles and miles and miles and miles Away from home again... from the edge of the deep green sea 14. Who do you love? This girl has got a smile That can make me cry This girl just burns with love She's burning burning deep outside bird mad girl 15. What do you want? I want the sky to fall in I want lighting and thunder I want blood instead of rain I want the world to make me wonder want

15. What do you want? er.. All I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away - Spiritualized; Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space or perhaps less embarrasingly: I want peace, I want peace - Jesus and Mary Chain; Sowing Seeds

:1) do you think any of the following are actually able to post :a message to this newsgroup without mentioning alcohol or :gross public drunkeness: Neef, Cleo, Trayce, Q. Z Diablo et al? erhaps more succintly, is there anyone that does post who :doesn't constantly mention booze and drugs? Who :consistently posts drunk the most? You got something against posting about drunkenness?! Huh. You ain't no faggot. You's just a poofter. :2) Why are there so many goths working in the IT industry? We :are appreciative that someone is keeping you off the streets :and giving you pocket money, but what is the _link_? Those saying : intelligence need not vote, as the mentally deficient are adly disallowed from voting. Because it's a field where being a multiply facial-pierced, primary-colour- haired fr3@k makes your income higher, not lower. :3)  Does posting to acg from your workplace represent fraud, :on the part of the misuse of the organisation's funds / resources :for private purposes? Absolutely not. It's use of corporate resources to promote the public good (sex and drugs). :4) Is it ever appropriate to kill someone working in a tech upport help desk environment? Just what is the appropriate unishment for an deskbound IT geek with an over-inflated ense of their own importance, who tells you that one way :of possibly correcting serious flaws in a network application :is by shaking the dust out of your keyboard? Do you show mercy :because they're a goff, or does that mean they deserve the unishments of Hell even moreso? Luserbobs deserve everything they get. You may comfort yourself in the knowledge that those of their co-workers with clue are almost certainly plotting their demise in much more detail than you already. :5) If this newsgroup did turn into a Survivor type thing, who :would you vote off first? How high would the name Sandro be :on that list? I'd vote me off, then I'd nick down the pub. :6) Who is the easiest person on this newsgroup to antagonise / :get an over-reaction out of? Are there any other candidates :apart from Darren (stranger)? Am I saying this only because :he's on holidays and I know he won't read it? That's not getting a rise, it's more giving an excuse. :7) Why are people so unkind? Because they're a pack of Bastards. (I actually have the paperwork that *proves* I'm a bastard. Bet most of you can't say that. Being a Bastard, OTOH, is something you earn.)

:        -Tennyson <emUlysses</em That should be <cite</cite . :Hobbes (who has too many Warren Ellis and Morgan quotes) If I could put violin lines in text form, I'd be quoting the other Warren Ellis.

:6) Who is the easiest person on this newsgroup to antagonise / :get an over-reaction out of? Are there any other candidates :apart from Darren (stranger)? Speaking personally, I would HAVE to say Spikeycat . d.

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