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[Scene: Black and White - Inside of a family living room in the Early 60's. They all sit around watching Television, on it is a man in a doctors outfit standing in front of a chart which shows the picture of an atomic bomb. The man then begins to speak as the people watch on. . .] MAN - In the case of a nuclear bomb blast the first thing you should do is Duck and Cover. That's right, Duck and cover. . . [All of a sudden you hear faint whistling in the air which rapidly grows louder. . .the camera then switches to outside of the house. The whistling continues to grow louder until we hear an EXPLOSION loudly then the sky lights up and the Shockwave of the blast makes it's way across the land until we see the house in front of us begin to be totally annihilated. . The camera begins to get fuzzy until it's totally blank. . ..] [It comes back on as we see the words ICW PRESENTS in fiery red lettering. The screen then explodes as a Mushroom Cloud overtakes the screen, it begins to go down and the underneath it reads in smoke . . . . FRIDAY NIGHT FALLOUT!!!!] [The letters begin to break apart into smoke and cover the screen, it then parts as we find ourselves looking into a jam packed HARTFORD CIVIC CENTER,Hartford, Conneticut. The crowd is going wild as they stand on there feet holding signs in hand which read THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN! , ICW+KMC=RATINGS! ,WHO'S GONNA WHOOP ASSASSIN'S ASS TONIGHT? ,People are wearing Friday Night Fallout T-SHirts as wellas ones of there's ICW favs such as Sensuous Samantha, Shane DIamond and Miss Jasmine, and sooo many more. ] [The camera then moves over to the broadcast position as we see John Williams, Shane Propone, and Kennedy Michelle Chambers sitting at the broadcast position. Williams has on a navy blue blazer, a pair of black dress slacks,and a pair of gucchi shoes. Propone has on a three piece black armani suit, with a white dress shirt , white tie, his dark hair is slicked back.Kennedy has on a black mini skirt, a pair of black high heels,a FRIDAY NIGHT FALLOUT T-Shirt, her hair is tied up. The camera zooms in on John as he begins to talk. . ] JOHN WILLIAMS - Welcome to another edition of Friday Night Fallout, we have a spectacular Night of Action for you as usual. .and it looks like we're staring this early because I'm receiving word that there is a commotion going on backstage. Do we have a camera back there? We do? Okay, we're cutting away now to live footage from backstage near the lockerroom area. [CUT TO: Backstage.] [Bo and T'Chamunga, the Island Rats, are attacking the Bunghole Boys with chairs. Torso Man is down on the ground with a chair draped across his head. T'Chamunga jumps up and down on the chair. Meanwhile, Bo has his partner down and is smacking him repeatedly with another chair. Khan Troll stands between them, pointing and shouting.] JOHN WILLIAMS: Holy smokes! The Island Rats have obviously attacked the Bunghole Boys. Who knows how long this has been going on. They look hurt. SHANE PROPANE: And those Island Rats look hungry! These guys are dangerous. Any minute now and they might try to EAT the Bunghole Boys. Not that I would want to eat anything called a bunghole, but they might! [Khan Troll now sees the camera and grabs it. We lose reception before returning to the announcers' desk.] JOHN WILLIAMS: Well, Khan Troll said he was going to make the ICW pay for not awarding them the belts. Seems like he's trying to eliminate some of the competition. SHANE PROPANE: And the scary thing is, we're scheduled to hear from Khan Troll later tonight. He's got his Island Rats fired up! Who knows what kind of havoc these guys might wreak on the ICW tag team scene. JOHN WILLIAMS: And, we're supposed to see the Bunghole Boys take on the South Syndicate Soldiers later tonight. Will they be ready? Will they be able to wrestle tonight? SHANE PROPANE: Will they be breathing tonight? KMC - GEEZ! You guys aren't even giving me a chance to talk! <pouts SHANE PROPONE - Like that's ever stopped ya from opening your big mouth. KMC - Ahh shaddup. .you know you want me. SHANE PROPONE - In your dreams babe! JOHN WILLIAMS - Give it a rest you two. . we have a job to do here. Lets do it,Ok? Let's get up to the ring for our first match of the eve. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- MATCH #1 - The Award Winning Kevin Kopeland v/s Scotty Jaguar -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- JACK BRYCE - This opening contest is set for one fall with a 10 minute time limit. Introducing first. . [CUE:More Human Than Human by White Zombie] JACK BRYCE - Ladies and Gentlemen...here comes a man that knows no fear.....a man that has done it all and seen it all....he stands in at 6'2 and weighs 224 pounds....SCOTTY JAGUAR! [ More Human than Human by White Zombie kicks in as the curtains to the entryway part. Shawna steps out from the back, much to all the approval of the men in the crowd. She has on a black, leather mini skirt and a white tee shirt with Jaguar's logo on the front of it, tied off at the midriff. She slowly raises her arms and red and black sparks spray out from the top of the entryway as Scotty Jaguar steps from the back. Jaguar has on his usual ring attire..a pair of knee length, black bike shorts with red trim on the bottom and on the waist band and Jaguar written down both sides in bright, blue writing and a pair of red trimmed, black wrestling boots, plus a tee shirt with his picture on the front of it. As usual, he is wearing a pair of reflective blue-green Oakleys. They slowly walk down to the ring, Jaguar taunting the fans that boo him. They finally get down to ring side and climb up on the apron. Scotty holds the middle and bottom ropes open for Shawna so she can step through, then Jaguar flips over the ropes into the ring. He rips off his tee shirt and throws it into the crowd, then tosses his Oakleys to Shawna and lays on the turnbuckle and waits for the match to start.] JACK BRYCE - AND HIS OPPONENT. . [CUE: We Are the Champions by Queen] JACK BRYCE - Coming to the ring, weighing 284 lbs and standing at 6'8 , from Birmingham, Alabama, being led to the ring by his manager Kate, is THE AWARD WINNING KEVIN KOPELAND!!! ( We Are The CHampions blares over the loudspeaker and Kate Kopeland comes out from behind the curtain and the fans give her a small pop. Then she turns and point at the curtain and Kevin Kopeland appears and everyone begins to boo. Kevin, is wearing sunglasses a Kevin Kopeland t-shirt and gold tights that say The Award Winner down the side. He begins to walk to the ramp and is carrying a huge trophy. Kevin and Kate climb into the ring and Kevin puts the trophy down in the middle of the ring and then poses next to it and everybody begins booing again. Then Kevin takes off his shirt and throws it to in the crowd. Then Kevin hands kate his sunglasses and trophy and Kate leaves the ring. Then Kevin sits on the turnbuckle and awaits his opponent.) [DING,DING,DING!] JOHN WILLIAMS - Here we go, two newcomers to the ICW about to battle it out to try and climb up that ladder. Jaguar and Kopeland circle around each other and lock up in the center of the ring with a collar and elbow. Kopeland backing Jaguar into the corner, the ref asking for a clean break and it looks like Kopeland is going to give him one. . boy was I wrong. Kopelnad goes right to the eyes of Jagura then snap mares him out of the corner. Koplenad now goin for the pin. .nope, he's choking Jaguar now as the ref counts him <1,2,3,4. . and Kopeland releases the hold right before he would get Disqualified. SHANE PROPONE - Smart wrestling, he knew he had a five count and used it to his advantage. Kopeland now going right back and choking down Jaguar even more as the ref counts. <1,2,3,4,4 1/2. . and Kopeland lets it go just in time. The ref warning him now, Kopelnad just grins and gets to his feet before putting a few well palced kicks to the midsection of Jaguar before pulling him up by his hair. Kopeland now lifts Jaguar up into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Kopeland now floating right on top as he drops him to the mat for the pin. . ONE. . . TWO. . . THRR. .Easy kickout by Jaguar. KMC - Kopeland just rolls his eyes as he pulls Jaguar back to his feet. Kopeland with a boot to the gut of Jaguar then scoops him up and slams him down to the mat. Kopeland off the ropes and goes to drop a big elbow on Jaguar but Jaguar rolls out of the way and Kopeland hits rock bottom so to speak. Jagura back to his feet and he nails Kopeland with a big boot to the head. Jaguar now pulling Kopeland up to his feet. Jaguar whips Kopeland into the ropes and catches him coming off with a dropkick right to the side of Kopelands head. .he really measured that one well. JOHN WILLIAMS - Jaguar now quickly up to the top rope, he waits for Kopeland to get up and comess off with a sommersault into a hurracarana. Jaguar now pulling Kopeland back up to his feet, he hooks him up, twists around and drops down in a hangmans neckbreaker. Jaguar now bounces off of the ropes and nails a tumbleweed splash on Kopeland before hooking the leg for the pin. . ONE. . . TWO. . . THRR. . .And Kopeland sneaks out the back door before the hand came down for the three. SHANE PROPONE - Jaguar now pulling Kopeland up. . but Kopeland with a punch down low to stop that from happening. Kopeland now hooks Jaguar's head and spieks him into the amt with a sitting DDT. Kopeland hangs onto his head as he goes down and rolls it into a pinning combination. . ONE. . . TWO. . . THREE. . .NO! Jaguar somehow managed to get the right shoulder off the mat just in the nick of time. Kopeland is arguing about a slow count now. The ref standing his ground and Kopeland just turns and kicks Jaguar square in the teeth as he tries to pull himself up. KMC - Kopeland now pulling Jaguar up and he knocks him over the top rope and to the floor. Kopeland takes a few steps back as he waits for Jaguar to get up. Kopeland charges and goes for a Suicicde dive but Jaguar side steps it and Kopeland slams into the steel guard rail. Jaguar now up on the apron, he measures Kopleand as he gets up, boots him in the face then springboards off the middle rope nailnig him with a picture eprfect Asai Moonsault. Jaguar now pulls Kopeland up and rolls him into the ring. JOHN WILLIAMS - Jaguar pulls Kopeland up, hooks him and nails him with a michinoku driver then drags him into the corner. He climbs up to the top. .taking a bit of time to get there. Jaguar measures Kopeland and comes off with a 450 Spla. . .OHHH!! Kopeland got the knees up and Jaguar landed right on them knocking every ounce of wind out of him. Kopleand now getting back to his feet, he pulls Jaguar up, hooks his head and springboards off the middle turnbuckle nailing Jaguar with the Award Winning DDT!! Kopleand now going for the cover. . ONE. . . TWO. . . THREE!! [DING,DING,DING!!] JACK BRYCE - Here is your winner, The Award Winning Kevin KOPELAND!!!! JOHN WILLIAMS - And Kopeland with the bigwin here tonight as he continues his way up the ICW ladder. . and for Jaguar, he needs to get back to the drawing board because he isn't doing so well thus far. SHANE PROPONE - That's cause he sucks. .obviously. KMC - I gotta go with Shane on this one. .I can't believe I just said that. SHANE PROPONE - See it is YOU who wants ME! JOHN WILLIAMS - Ohh god, I feel like I'm back in High School or somthing. SHANE PROPONE - Yeah. .you couldn't get a date back then either. <laughs JOHN WILLIAMS - I get to leave you two for a few moments now. Thank the lord. .I have to conduct an interview. [John takes his headset off then grabs a mic and makes his way into the ring. . .] JOHN WILLIAMS: Weeks ago Khan Troll made it very clear that he was not happy with President James Pillow's decision to hold a mini-tourney to determine the next ICW International Tag Team champions. He felt that his Island Rats deserved the belts ... and that they should have just been handed over to Troll and his Rats. Since then, we've seen the Island Rats literally run amok here in the ICW. Joining me in the ring now, is the mastermind behind all this chaos. Here he is .... KHAN TROLL!!!! [ War Pigs by Black Sabbath plays over the loudspeakers as Khan Troll makes his way to the ring alone. He wears an olive Armani suit with an eggshell colored silk shirt underneath. His hair is slicked back, and he pulls gingerly on his mustache. He enters the ring via the steps and stands next to John Williams as the music fades.] JOHN WILLIAMS: Now, Master Troll ... KHAN TROLL: That's ... er ... you got it right! JOHN WILLIAMS: Yes, sir. I remembered this time that you prefer to be called Master as opposed to Mister. KHAN TROLL: That's right, MISTER Williams. JOHN WILLIAMS: Now, I understand that you have a message to deliver to one particular tag team in the ICW tonight. I'm just going to give you the microphone and let you speak your peace. After what we all saw earlier tonight, I hope you'll understand why I want to keep a little distance between yourself and me. KHAN TROLL: I would prefer you to keep your distance, too! And yes, I have a special message for one tag team in particular tonight. The South Syndicate Soldiers ... or whatever those rednecks call themselves! Boys, you were recently added to Pillow's ridiculous little tournament, but I don't think you know what you were getting into. See, the team you're replacing, the Ultimate Fighting Machines, wised up and left the ICW in fear of my Island Rats. We sent a message, through their leader Scott Girard, to leave. To decline their participation in the tourney. They knew that their careers would be in jeopardy, had they stayed! In short, THE ISLAND RATS RAN THE UFM RIGHT OUT OF THE ICW!!!! They were smart. They had their own personal safety in mind. They understood that James Pillow was sending them, like lambs to the slaughter, into a tournament which might cost them their ability to earn a paycheck. Right, Wlliams? [Khan Troll steps towards John Williams, who steps back.] KHAN TROLL: You boys are new here ... so let me fill you in on a little ICW history. Initially the tag belts were held by a couple of losers called Annihilation! The number one contenders for a LONG time were the Ultimate Fighting Machines. Now, thanks to the ISLAND RATS, both of these teams are gone. One hit the high road ... and one hit ROCK BOTTOM!!! Now, you don't want your careers to follow that path, do you? Of course not! That makes your decision so much simpler. Decline your place in the tournament at the Shockfest. Refuse to wrestle. Continue to have long healthy careers. That'll be your end of the bargain. My end of the bargain, because nothing is free, is to give you an easy victory tonight. Tonight, if and when the Bunghole Boys come to the ring ... they will be in NO SHAPE to wrestle. You'll get the EASY VICTORY!!! Why? Because you're doing business with Khan Troll now ... and Khan Troll always does business fair! [Khan Troll tosses the mic down and leaves the ring.] SHANE PROPONE - Well John is making his way back down here. KMC - Ohh goody. SHANE PROPONE - But before we get to our next match we have to take a quick commercial break, don't go away. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Cameras show a large building...a building that towers over many other ones, trying to meet its size. The Theme from the movie Halloween plays over the background as suddenly, what seems to be an earthquake starts shaking the building and it comes tumbling down to the ground in a cloud of dust...you can hear people scream, and the ground keeps shaking as the building finally meets the ground. The some clears and the screen reads in large, bold, black, flaming letters . . .] 1998 SHOCKEST...ONLY FOUR WEEKS AWAY. Don't miss it, or the aftershock! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- MATCH #2 - The South Syndicate Soldiers v/s The Bunghole Boys -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- JACK BRYCE - This next match-up is set for one fall with a 10 minute time limit. Introducing first. . [CUE: Push by Matchbox20] JACK BRYCE - First weighing in at 280LBS and standing at 6'5 tall...from Little Rock Arkansas.....Mr. Matt Allen. . and his partner,weighing in at 240 LBS, standing at 6'1 from Memphis Tennessee...The Real Deal Kenneth Morlock....Together they are The South Syndicate SOLDIERS!! :::Fireworks go off right on the ramp as Kenneth Morlock walks onto the ramp, followed by Matt Allen. Push By Matchbox 20 begins to play as The Real Deal and Matt Allen walks down the ramp...Fireworks begin to go off in the ring as Kenneth Morlock gives fives to some of the fans. They both then get into the ring and a loud BOOM goes off and The Real Deal and Matt Allen stand and laughs in the ring::: JACK BRYCE - AND THERE OPPONENTS. . . [CUE: Shut Up by the Bloodhound Gang] JACK BRYCE - Making his way down the aisle... from New Jersey... weighing in at 222 pounds, one half of the Bunghole Boys, Robin Pop Ali! :: Shut Up by the Bloodhound Gang begins to play over the arena as Robin struts down to ringside. His t-shirt says (i'll send you what it's gonna say before each card). The fans erupt as he flips around a few times inside the ring, showing off for the crowd.:: [CUE:Haushinka by Green Da] JACK BRYCE - Coming down the aisle... fighting out of Panama City Beach, Florida... weighing in at 260 pounds... one half of the Bunghole Boys... The Amazing Torso Man! ::Haushinka by Green Day blares over the P.A. as Torso Man walks down the aisle, (i'll send you this too) painted on is chest. He stops for a moment, takes a swig out of his jug of Torso Tea, the spits it out over part of the crowd. He runs into the ring and starts bouncing off the ropes insanely.:: [DING,DING,DING!] JOHN WILLIAMS - Torso and ALi trying to hide what happened earlier. .but you can still see they are hurt, everytime they try and do something like usual they just limp around even more. The Bunghole Boys are really going to need to pull it together if they want to get the win here tonight. Looks like Ali and Allen are going to start things off. Ali and Allen lock up and Allen easily backs Ali into the corner and begins to wail away on him with rights and lefts each one knocking him down further and further. Allen now putting the boots to the mid-section of Ali. SHANE PROPONE - Looks like the Bunghole Boys appear to be in alot of trouble. Allen now pulls Ali back up and whips him into the ropes catching him coming off with a vicious clothesline. Ali trying to reach for a tag but Allen pulls him back and tags out to Morlock. Morlock in, they both lift Ali up and drop him throat first acorss the top rope. Morlock now going for the pin. . ONE. . . TWO. . . THRR. . And Torso makes the save just in time. The ref getting Torso out and Morlock has put Ali in his corner and he and Allen begin to double team him in te corner. Allen choking him down with the tag rope as Morlock laces in on him with kicks to the gut. KMC - And Torso is keeping the ref busy like a moron. . .he finally gets out of the ring and Morlock tags out to Allen as the ref turns back around. Allen into the ring and he shoots Ali into the ropes. Ali under a clothesline and comes off the other side with a high cross body rolling off and Allen back to his feet . Ali back up as well, he ducks under clothesline attempt and hooks Allen up and nails a big german suplex. ALi now going over to make a tag, Allen grabs his ankle but it's not good enough as Ali leaps and makes the tag to Torso. JOHN WILLIAMS - Has anyone noticed Mis. .excuse me Master Troll standing in the middle of the aisleway over there? Anyways, Torso is in the ring and he and Allen lock up. Allen with an arm wringer on Torso. Torso does a flip around and up into a top wrist lock on Allen. Torso now hooks Allen and drops him with an inverted DDT! Torso now going for the pin. . . ONE. . . TWO. . . THRRR. . And Morlock runs in and makes the save. Torso back to his feet and he pulls Allen up with him. Torso shoots Allen into the ropes and catches him coming off with a powerslam. KMC - Torso now going up to the top rope, he measures Allen and comes off with a senton backsplash. . but Allen moed out of the way and Torso slammed down to the mat. Allen quickly over and makes the tag to Morlock. Morlock comes in and puts a big boot to the gut of Torso as he tries to get back to his feet. Morlock lifts Torso up and hooks him up, lifts him up and runs across the ring and drops him in a running tiger bomb! He hooks the shoulders down for the pin. . ONE. . . TWO. . . THREE. . . JOHN WILLIAMS - NO! Ali got the save just in time, I thought it was over right there. Morlock now getting back up and he pulls Torso up with him, he sends Torso into the ropes and Torso makes the blind tag. Torso goes for a high cross body off the ropes but Morlock catches him. . and Ali comes off the top rope dropkicking his partner knocking him ontop of Morlock. . . ONE. . . TWO. . . Allen comes in but Ali cuts him off. . . THREE!! [DING,DING,DING!!] JACK BRYCE - Here are your winners, The Bunghole Boys!!!! JOHN WILLIAMS - And they somehow pull it off. . .The Bunghole Boys exiting the ring and going to the back as Mastar Troll is making his way down and into the ring. Troll extends a hand to Matt Allen but Allen just slaps his hand away. . .Not smart, that got the Island Rats going as they rush out here with chairs in hands. Allen and Morlock try to stop em but get nailed with the chairs before they could do anything. SHANE PROPONE - T'Chamunga holds the chair over Allen's face and Bo comes off the top rope with a leg drop sending the chair into his face. T'Chamunga now lifts Morlock up and wraps the chair around the side of his head. Troll now telling the Rats somthing and they all exit the ring and begin to head towards the back. JOHN WILLIAMS - The Island Rats makie yet another example of a team in the ICW on the way to Shockfest. . .well the medics are making there way out tot ake the Soldiers out of here, we need to cut to a commercial while this goes on. Don't go away. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Cameras open up to show a young boy about the age of 15 sitting on his bed staring at the ceiling. He's wearing an ICW T-shirt and pair of blue jeans. He seems to not be doing much. Voice comes over and the boy suddenly perks up.] VOICE - Is your life practically lame, and you have NOTHING to do? Are you so bored that you feel like watching old Brady Bunch reruns? If so, then you need something...you need a picker upper and I know just the thing! [The boy sits up and looks confused...the voice continues.] VOICE - The very first and limited pair of...THE DIAMOND KNUCKS! That's right, you can get your very own pair of Shane Diamond brass knuckles! [Cameras show Shane Diamond on the opposite side of the screen holding up his official brass knucks. He's wearing a Diamond T-shirt and a pair of blue jeans. Cameras zoom in on him as he holds his knucks up higher and speak.] SHANE DIAMOND - The brand new DIAMOND KNUCKS are the best thing on the market today and I am personally recommending them to you...yes ladies and gentleman, a small profit does go to The Diamond fan club, but this going to be a trend. Show all your friends and tell them that THE DIAMOND sent them to you...as a gift from the heart. [Camera show the brass knucks lying on a red velvet pillow...they have the words The Diamond imprinted on them and also come with
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